molesbian

mo-LEZ-bee-uhn

(1) A sexually aggressive lesbian. A lesbian who makes unwanted sexual advances.

(2) A female mole which is also gay.

(1) Candy: I didn't wanna say anything, but... is Mandy gay?
Andy: Uh, yeah. Duh.
Candy: OMG. That's cool if she is, but I'm totally not, and she was grabbing my butt all night.
Andy: Ohh.... right. Sorry. She's also a molesbian.

(2) Freddy: Aww, you have two pet moles! How cute!
Teddy: I think we can all see where this is going.

by JamesBeam December 30, 2009

Molestia

The one true Princess of Eqestria who's mission is to molest all who oppose or adore her

molestia was Awarded the trophy for: Molesting the most gentlecoats, gentlemares & obviously young unsuspecting fillies.

by Scampi The Dog February 28, 2015

molesticle

The sweet treat used by pedophiles to lure small children into the unmarked, white van.

The creepy old man threw the bag of molesticles over his shoulder as he prepared to make his daily tour of the playground.

by Bassladyjo March 19, 2010

molestigate

To grope another's genital region in an investigatatory manner.

After asking if she was a transvestite, he molestigated the woman's crotch to seek proof of her claim.

by RJ LBC January 12, 2014

moleskin

A felt bandage; one side is adhesive which sticks to the affected area whereas the other is felt. Generally used to protect and prevent blisters while on the trail. Can be used in conjunction with othe blister bandages.

Put some moleskin on that hot spot before you get a blister.

by Patrick Cleary November 18, 2007

molestitute

A prostitute who is so young that any sexual activity would be considered molestation.

1.Look at that molestitute wearing that excessively short mini skirt to elementary school.

2.She didn't have money for Barbie Doll clothes and accessories so she decided to molestitute herself.

by Honey Bell January 12, 2006

Eye molesting

When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE

OMG I was just eye molested by my IT teacher

STOP EYE MOLESTING ME YOU PERVE

by Who cares? December 17, 2005