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Get the molesting mug.by Hitlers Private September 20, 2005
Get the molesting the monkey mug.Arousal or sexual pleasure derived from intentionally "Prairie Dogging" ones turd, making it slide in and out of the rectum.
"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."
".... "
^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again
"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."
".... "
^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again
by Jwhitt March 21, 2010
Get the Molesting a turd mug.The act of subjecting yourself to unwanted or improper sexual advances or activity, from yourself.
What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P
What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P
by tonyfamous October 8, 2010
Get the molesting myself mug.Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........
by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018
Get the molesting a snake mug.the act of masturbating to images that are animated in nature including cartoon characters, video game characters, action figures, dolls, and stuffed animals.
I feel kind of dirty. I watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" this afternoon and had to retire to the bathroom after the Jessica Rabbit scene to molest my inner child. <molesting your inner child>
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