Micropooed

The act or prank of putting poop in a persons microwave and then turning it on. Normal results in a terrible burning poop smell.

I woke up to a terrible smell and found poop in my microwave. I totally got micropooed this morning.

by deheedie September 28, 2010

human microscope

When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.

Bro I totally turned your Girlfriend into a Human Microscope last night

by TheHumanMicroscope December 6, 2016

Microscope

Apparatus that is commonly used to engage in the smoking of a certain herb.

Hey man, that's my microscope.

MiCroScOpE. Now I'm skiing...

by Fjurg van der Ploeg May 17, 2009

micropreneur

A person who assumes the risk of starting and running a business. This person usually maintains a full time or part time job to support personal expenses.

A side hustle.

An event promoter

An online boutique owner

Mary is a micropreneur that works full time at Greatclips during the weekday, while she also owns and operates a full service hair salon on the weekend

by Michele Moore October 29, 2013

sharing a microscope

Sharing a prostitute that has expired, and then cut in half.

Chad and his best friend love sharing a microscope!

by macroscope December 2, 2011

Microscope

Something you need to see your penis with.

Stfu Manny I’m getting you a microscope

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

microsorry

The feeling of being sorry but at a microscopic level.

Slock was only microsorry because he didn't think it was his fault.

by SlockerCocker April 30, 2017