masturbaited

When you click on a porno and get a cooking show instead.

Me:Hey man I got masturbaited last night.
Freind: Really?
Me:Yeah all I got was a cooking show.

by It's super soup March 27, 2015

masturbabe

A hot girl/dude that you will later jerk it to

Bro 1: "Damn, she's hot"
Bro 2: " that's what I call a masturbabe. Where's the jergens?"
Bro 1:

by Gmoney1973 June 5, 2016

Miki Masturbara

A Japanese and Fapanese fetish artist who cumposed music about her own sexual experiences and participated in the opening and ending theme songs of the TV anime Gu-Gu Ganmo under the name of Suzie Masturbara until her death on October 7th, 2004.

Miki Masturbara was the pornagraphic queen of J-pop.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023

masturbagel

the act of male masturbating using a bagel by inserting himself into the center hole and thrusting, as if it were a vagina

1. I haven't gotten laid in 6 months, so last night i decided to masturbagel.

by nabel August 11, 2009

Masturbacon

Masturbacon
mas•tur.ba•con

To stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) to achieve sexual pleasure. While eating bacon. Anything bacon really.

Not to be confused with Master Bacon, the star of such hits as "Tremors", "Apallo 13", and "The gift"

"Dude, I was caught last night..."

'Caught doing what?'

"Ugh, masturbacon!"

'WTF! Wait, was it regular or thick cut??'

"Thick cut, maple smoked"

'Niiiiice'

by Sundog_ September 1, 2014

masturbaholic

1.noun A person that is addicted to masturbation/masturbating.

2.noun One who gets off on letting others watch them as they masturbate

3.noun One who enjoys watching others masturbate/masturbating...typically gets arosualed

Damn I'm such a masturbaholic, i jacked like 10 times today and can go for another 10.

by neednottoknow February 6, 2010

masturbanate

To violently masturbate using both hands as if you were trying strangle your penis to death.

Nasty Nate masturbanated until he his penis died. What a bait master.

by beaver and bunghole August 6, 2010