Lobsterclaw

The lobsterclaw is a maneuver in which the recipient is usually distracted in a bent-over position, leaving them exposed for said action. The giver of the lobsterclaw recognizes this opportunity to capitalize, and morphs their hand into the lobsterclaw itself, which is the middle and ring fingers pressed together, while the thumb roams free, resembling a lobsterclaw. The timing, brute force, and placement of the grab is what makes or breaks the lobsterclaw. Ideally, the grab is placed on the recipients taint, causing great discomfort and fright. The pressure involved is up to the giver, resulting in a direct relationship of pressure to satisfaction.

"HA! Ian totally lobsterclawed the shit out of Robert, he wasn't even expecting it."

"That lobsterclaw was EPIC bro."

"Yeah man, he was just asking for the lobsterclaw."

by consummate man of action September 19, 2006

LobsterLord99

an accreditation given to a celebrated author when they finally reach nirvana

may also involve extensive rock knowledge, endless kindness, beauty, and a really incredible noggin

what did you catch?

a lobster.

Damn bro, I thought you said a LobsterLord99

Nah that woulda been cool but I got a dumb crustacean

by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020

lobsterdog

A strange animal that is rarely seen around Halloween. This animal always has a totally embarassed look about him/her.

I was in Petsmart the other day and saw a Lobsterdog

by petnut December 14, 2008

lobsterpot

main love of your life

Hey lobsterpot - how's tricks?

by The Mamma with the Quan October 23, 2007

lobstersoap

kickass website based in irving texas with awesome videos of kids doing stupid shit

"Dude lets go to lobstersoap.com to watch Charles do something stupid"

by Tai May 13, 2005

lobsterhole

A dangerous hazard in the Porter Meadow at University of California, Santa Cruz. It should be minded at all costs. Heed the warning. Mind the Lobsterhole.

Watch out, Kip! Mind the Lobsterhole!

by Dennis keen December 1, 2006

lobsterly

A look/feeling of internal disbelief and dumbfoundedness at the sheer stupidity of another person. Specifically used when one twists your words or actions to make you appear like a bad person

Jordan P: "Based on a multi variable study, women earn less by choice"
TV Interviewer: "So you are saying... Women get assaulted by choice."
Jordan Peterson: *Staring Lobsterly*

by Tlomz June 8, 2018