Lobsterclaw

The lobsterclaw is a maneuver in which the recipient is usually distracted in a bent-over position, leaving them exposed for said action. The giver of the lobsterclaw recognizes this opportunity to capitalize, and morphs their hand into the lobsterclaw itself, which is the middle and ring fingers pressed together, while the thumb roams free, resembling a lobsterclaw. The timing, brute force, and placement of the grab is what makes or breaks the lobsterclaw. Ideally, the grab is placed on the recipients taint, causing great discomfort and fright. The pressure involved is up to the giver, resulting in a direct relationship of pressure to satisfaction.

"HA! Ian totally lobsterclawed the shit out of Robert, he wasn't even expecting it."

"That lobsterclaw was EPIC bro."

"Yeah man, he was just asking for the lobsterclaw."

by consummate man of action September 19, 2006

lobster claw

A sexual move where a person inserts four fingers into the vagina leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. Make hand motions as a lobster would.

I traveled to acadia national park looking for some great east coast lobster. I met a local dock hand, that gave me a real lobster claw.

by stokesdawgkillah October 9, 2011

lobster claw

A sexual act similar to the shocker, in which the thumb is inserted in the vaginal opening and the remaining 4 fingers are inserted in the anus. The position of the hand resembles the large claw of a common lobster.

'She was so slutty, I pulled off the lobster claw! Her asshole was that loose.'

by Professor Murder March 10, 2005

lobsterlow

Lower than cancerlow but higher than mathe-low

Kings: Vamo stay lobsterlow

Vamo: Atleast im not mathe-low

by kingscsx June 15, 2021

lobster claw

The act of sticking the index and pointer fingers in a woman's vagina while placing the thumb in the anus and clamping together, as to resemble a lobster's claw.

"Why can't Sally walk strait?"

"I just gave her the lobster claw."

by markadillicus January 30, 2005

Mini lobster claw

The sexual act of inserting your thumb in her vagina and your pointer finger into her butt and attempting to make them touch by pinching them together like a claw. For beginners

I didn't want to scare her so I only gave her the mini lobster claw

by Secret agent Randy Beans October 19, 2018

lobstercat

An animal solely residing on Boston College's campus, specifically Walsh dormitory. With much attention to detail, the mysterious creature can be properly identified.

"You're a lobstercat", said NK. "No, you're a lobstercat", said RTG. And the story continues...

by Lobstercat hunter March 30, 2009