klugle 

A position in the KKK marching band in the wind section. The klugle plays the flugelhorn, an instrument similar to a cornet.

Maynard used to be First Klugle in the Arkadelphia KKK marching band but as the result of a big Hebrew conspiracy was dismissed for playing a kornet instead of a flugelhorn.

klugle by nilpferd July 27, 2003

klugle 

Ein Rank in der nationalen sozialistischen Partei zwischen Poobah und Zauberer.

Herr Bubba Bodine wurde zum Klugle gefordert.

klugle by nilpferd July 30, 2003

klugle 

A KKK Klusterfuck, derived from cluster in English and kugel (ball) in German.

Leroy was damned well fed up with the Klan...tonight had turned into a klugle; Beauregard forgot the kerosene, Jerrol forgot the timber and Bubba forgot to get a permit or to notify Channel 33 so they could get the cross-burning on the 10 o'clock news...he was seriously considering moving to Detroit and associate with a better class of people.

klugle by harry flashman July 30, 2003

klugle 

A rank in the Ku Klux Klan above kleagle but below moron.

Irvin had earned the rank of klugle back in '63 by shouting abuse at a black 9 year old school girl. The girl is now a circuit court judge in Montgomery while Irvin is still fixing flat tires at A-1 Tire Service & Tanning Boutique in Verbena.

klugle by harry flashman July 20, 2003

klugle 

A P-08 Luger pistol, a favorite sidearm of Klansmen that relects their unique American values and politics.

Brandishing his klugle before the crowd, Grand Wizard Purifoy preached tolerance, "We ain't got nothing against Jews, just them SOB's what killed Christ; we ain't got nothing against non-whites, just them what's got the mark of Cain; got nothing against Catholics either, just don't trust folks who don't eat red meat on Friday."

klugle by jorge August 9, 2003

kluger 

a person with a great job in bed including very large genitalia

my pussy is too small for a kluger

kluger by the kluger June 23, 2009

kluge 

In the computer world: a clunky, unpolished, quickly thrown together, "solution" that accomplishes the required task, but is the equivalent of a Band-Aid or a "temporary support brace". Kluges are often used when the problem must be corrected ASAP and no time is allowed for a formal solution, or when the person resolving the issue does not know how to fix it correctly. When used correctly, Kluges are always temporary and replaced by a permanent solution. Kluges are not look upon with high regard, and people who use kluges as permanent solutions are not look upon as good administrators or developers.

I had to sync our human resources SQL database with the networks Active Directory by end of day so I kluged together a data transfer script to keep the data in sync until I can get a good utility written.

kluge by derTeufel September 24, 2005