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kludge

Man, he's such a kludge.
by Kludge February 1, 2008
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commie kludge

a ill-assorted collection of poorly-matching parts, forming a distressing communist whole
by dfgdsfgsdfg July 15, 2011
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kludgebucket

poorly designed, thown together computer hardware and/or software, comprised of odds and ends of other pieces of hardware and/or software, and barely capable of performing the task(s) for which it was created.
"The old PC she uses to control the lighting in her home is a real kludgebucket."
by bustapost October 8, 2008
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kluger

a person with a great job in bed including very large genitalia
my pussy is too small for a kluger
by the kluger June 23, 2009
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kluge

In the computer world: a clunky, unpolished, quickly thrown together, "solution" that accomplishes the required task, but is the equivalent of a Band-Aid or a "temporary support brace". Kluges are often used when the problem must be corrected ASAP and no time is allowed for a formal solution, or when the person resolving the issue does not know how to fix it correctly. When used correctly, Kluges are always temporary and replaced by a permanent solution. Kluges are not look upon with high regard, and people who use kluges as permanent solutions are not look upon as good administrators or developers.
I had to sync our human resources SQL database with the networks Active Directory by end of day so I kluged together a data transfer script to keep the data in sync until I can get a good utility written.
by derTeufel September 24, 2005
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klunge

vagina (usually derogotary)
by Giles September 23, 2003
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Klundge

The foul, crusty, noxious, residue that clogs the pubic hair and sticks to the gusset of a larger lady's undercrackers after a big night out on the town.

Main constituents are fanny batter, stale piss, blood, semen and sweat - although other bodily secretions, alcohol and food stuffs have also been detected in particularly fetid female specimens.
Oy Trace... you got any of that fanny spray? I wanna shag Darren, but me knicks are full of klundge.
by MrPea October 25, 2010
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