A KlingleHoffer is a special device used by old people. With Arthritis senior citizens cannot wipe there butt after they squeeze a turd. So the KlingleHoffer is a little robot that climbs in the toilet bowl and helps clean you. You can purchase a KlingleHoffer at any pharmacy. You can buy them shaped as a Mouse, Dragon or a Stapler.
by Zack Dougherty October 29, 2006
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You are headbutted by a girl's boyfriend for simply defending the honor of some poor, wayward maiden...in response to how you are feeling, you say...I feel like the Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room
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Karen and Soneli were quietly watching TV, when Soneli leapt to her feet with a shriek, as if she had received a vigorous Klingon arse-pinch.
by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner, April 22, 2006
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Mike and Sarah are in a voice and video chat, Sarah see's Mike's mouth moving but she does not hear him because he is not holding the talk button.ie I dont hear Mike, is he Klaanging again?
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