kliang
Have you been using sunscreen? cuz your kliang is looking bronze as shit.
That's a heavy kliang you got there.
That's a heavy kliang you got there.
kliang by Dongerium theorem September 21, 2015
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Klingele
Noun, adjective - A lifestyle of the highest pleasures. An easy life of wealth and privilege. Usually preceded by "life of", as in life of Klingele. Sometimes abbreviated as LOK.
Klangst
When you're reading/looking at art of klance (Keith x Lance) on tumblr or somewhere else and some sad shit is happening (and it's really angsty)
Lance fell to his knees in defeat. The only thing he could do now was plead. "Keith.. You can't leave Voltron. We need you.. I need you. Doesn't that matter?" He felt tears beginning to spill from his eyes as Keith looked away from him. (Basically klance moments and angst= klangst)
Klangst by Lanceloveskeith October 29, 2016
Klingon Promotion
Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.
Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.
Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.
Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.
IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.
IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.
Klingon Promotion by UDTaco April 28, 2010
Klinger
The left over remnants from a snow session that get lodged in your nose. In other words a coke booger
Jimmy Hoffa: dude I’m speeding out of no where, I think I had a pretty big Klinger.
Kevin Costner: that happened to me last week when I was driving, I almost banged out and hit
a school bus.
Kevin Costner: that happened to me last week when I was driving, I almost banged out and hit
a school bus.
Klinger by TheFrailDwayneJohnson March 3, 2019
Klingon sex
Extremely rough passionate sweaty primal sex, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore penis, severe vaginal dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.
Klingon sex by PimpWyld November 28, 2004
klingon beer
klingon beer by MACV July 21, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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