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Klingele 

Noun, adjective - A lifestyle of the highest pleasures. An easy life of wealth and privilege. Usually preceded by "life of", as in life of Klingele. Sometimes abbreviated as LOK.
Lucky ass punk won the lotto. He is living the life of Klingele now.

He is on vacation, that is LOK for that dude.
Klingele by Spudsy G April 22, 2008
Related Words
kliang klingon Klinger klang Kilang Kling kiang Klanglois kliyang kianga
When you're reading/looking at art of klance (Keith x Lance) on tumblr or somewhere else and some sad shit is happening (and it's really angsty)
Lance fell to his knees in defeat. The only thing he could do now was plead. "Keith.. You can't leave Voltron. We need you.. I need you. Doesn't that matter?" He felt tears beginning to spill from his eyes as Keith looked away from him. (Basically klance moments and angst= klangst)
Klangst by Lanceloveskeith October 29, 2016

Klingon Promotion 

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.
Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.
Klingon Promotion by UDTaco April 28, 2010
The left over remnants from a snow session that get lodged in your nose. In other words a coke booger
Jimmy Hoffa: dude I’m speeding out of no where, I think I had a pretty big Klinger.

Kevin Costner: that happened to me last week when I was driving, I almost banged out and hit

a school bus.

Klingon sex 

Extremely rough passionate sweaty primal sex, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore penis, severe vaginal dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.
"We just had a session of Klingon sex, now I can hardly move.
Klingon sex by PimpWyld November 28, 2004

klingon beer

Term used to describe any nasty off brand or discount beer, that was brought to a party.
I wanted an MGD, but all they had left was some kind of klingon beer.
klingon beer by MACV July 21, 2008