What the fuck did I just watch

The perfect thing to say after you have just watched a video which made absolutely no fucking sense/left you confused.

After watching the stopmotion spongebob video, I asked myself "What the fuck did I just watch"

by MessicanRapist August 17, 2010

Just wondering

Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.

Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."

by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011

It's just water

A classic phrase used by Max Hardcore to calm down his female costars who were surprised and disgusted to find out that they're expected to drink his urine.

From Max Factor 10:

Lain Oi (crying): Did you just fucking piss on me?

Max: Honey, it's just water! Taste it!

by MeatTycoon April 26, 2009

Trou Just War Theory

The Trou Just War Theory (TJWT) is a theory developed by theologians at West Point, NY. A Just War under the TJWT is one whereby a male cadet "slays" a trou just to be doing it. However, an unjust war is when male cadet is romancing (also known as tromancing) a trou. A Just War must also meet the Jus Ad Bellum requirements of:

Just cause: The male had no other vagina around he could use.

Last Resort: The male should never go for trou first.

CDT Cow With No Standards is currently involved in an unjust war under the Trou Just War Theory.

by Old Grad April 24, 2009

IT JUST WORKS

It just works is a meme so to say, it is used when something makes absolutely no sense it was created to explain a ability in a mangaka then adapted by Todd Howard when explaining Fallout 4 Settlement mode

"Man did you see King Crimson's ability it just works man"
"This feature, it just works" Todd Howard

by It just works June 26, 2017

Idk I just work here

Something you tell someone to confuse them or annoy them.

Karen: "You're being disrespectful. You need to learn some manners😠"

You:"....idk I just work here😐"
Karen:"....what do you mean you just work here???😡"

by A fellow annoying teen June 15, 2020

just wrong

Extremely bad. So terrible there's no other word to describe it.

"What I saw over there was just wrong!"

by QueenKid May 27, 2015