jizzplosion

A large-scale, rapid, or spectacular explosion of semen.

"Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear jizzplosion to wake her up."

by MetalGusREbirth March 9, 2009

jizzpot

a pocket in space and time where all external influences do not matter, you are in the jizzpot try your best to escape

fuck mate I've been in the jizzpot for 3 days now

by drstinkybeans December 28, 2020

Jizzper

To orgasm secretly or quietly without notice.

"Todd: dude, where the hell are you. I've been trying to find you for the last 30 minutes."
"Ben: sorry dude. I just had to jizzper in this bush real quick, I'm on my way."

by MnK July 1, 2020

jizzpickle

Possibly the funniest, most racist/inappropriate/epic twitter user ever. Constantly trolling basically anybody who comes in contact with him. Known for brutally horrible tweets, usually containing content pertaining to racism, incest, sex, rape, drugs, murder, abortion, etc.

"Dude, did you check jizzpickle's timeline?" "Yeah man, that shit is fucked up!"

by backhair April 12, 2010

Jizzorrhea

Uncontrollable (or consistently controlled) ejaculation without the use of hands, very similar to BlueTooth hands free devices in that regard.

That sweet babe gives me jizzorrhea. There is a constant flow of semen coming out of my penis. It is erect and overflowing like a mighty volcano of love.

That sweet ass goat doesn't give me jizzorrhea, but it gives Kyle a massive explosion of jizzorrhea. I think he's going to be splooging for the next 42.6 hours.

by jrockandthefunkyfresh May 27, 2013

Jizzophobia

Jizzophoiba - A phobia of creamy white liquids.

People with Jizzophobia may be scared to eat or touch these things;

Mayonnaise

Salad Cream
Humus or however you spell it.

Jizz - Sperm (hence the name of the phobia)
Yogurt

Soft cheese

and other things....

by lolimsohigh February 23, 2011

jizzolicious

Something that is so good that it makes one jizz.

Man, that pie was so jizzolicious, it made my pants wet.

by Fugattir March 18, 2009