Jizznessman

A man who donates all forms of bodily fluids, especially semen, so that he may receive money to pay off a loan shark or some other form of debt instead of opting for more traditional forms of employment.

I heard that Hank is quite the jizznessman. He's visited the sperm bank several times this week; he brings his own copy of Good Housekeeping and a photo of Laura Bush.

by Jizznessman February 18, 2010

jizzness trip

A speedy getaway for a quick nut lasting no longer than an hour.

I'm so stressed with work man I really gotta call up Cindy and make a jizzness trip.

by Cmoneyyyyyy November 30, 2016

Jizzness

When something is so good, it makes you cum all in your pants.

I was listening to 'Turning Japanese' the other day and I spent in my britches. It was the jizzness!

by Jamballs June 1, 2010

jizznastics

The act of ejaculating on someone as they flail trying to escape.

She tried to get away, but i jizznastics her.

by RBEjbCCt May 17, 2015

jizznasium

Masturbation booths inside of dirty strip clubs.

That dirty stripper got me so hot I had to rub one out in the jizznasium.

by dirty hubblo May 3, 2009

jizzness

Fucking done either at lunch break or on company time at or near one's job.

The computers were down at the job, so Mario went to his girlfriend's house just five blocks away for some jizzness.

by pentozali May 2, 2009

jizznose

A jizznose is not hard to spot in a large crowd. It's most distinct physical features are a) an enlarged bottom lip, b) a soggy, protruding clitoris, and c) usually smells like used condoms and Eric Wells (see: "i don't know why the hell he has friends now").

Setting: Anywhere, anyone, anytime

Man: Oh, are you Jizznose?
Jizznose: *sigh* Yes *gets on knees*
Man: Oh yeah, good stuff.. Hey, what are you doing?
Jizznose: Blow your wad up my nostrils.

by gnick February 28, 2005