Jizzology

Is the world's fastest growing religion dedicated to one's sexual enlightenment. Jizzology is the study of cumming. Our mission is to guide you to complete sexual freedom & knowingness.

I met a member of the church of jizzology last night, he knew everything about cumming.

by Jizzoligist October 5, 2010

Jizzload

A unit of measurement between an Assload and a Fuck-ton.

~ "Hey, what are you up to?"
- "Nothin', just making a jizzload of flashcards for Japanese class"

by Mr311 May 8, 2011

Jizzlopper

Someone or who enjoys masturbating profusely. A little more extreme than a wanker.

That bloke's a fucking jizzlopper.
What a jizzlopper.
Shut it ya jizzlopper!

by bigmarkyboy February 3, 2004

jizzlobber

a male masturbator who sprays jizz indiscriminately when ejaculating.

That jizzlobber got his spunk all over my trunk! The punk!

by anonymous December 23, 2003

Jizzdog

A rare species of dog that suffers from frequent spontaneous ejaculation

'Woah! What was that?' - Jed said in shock as he wiped off the dog semen

'That's a Jizzdog Jed' - said Ted

by Coachmasterflex October 20, 2008

jizzograph

its like an autograph... but with Jizz

Kyle completely jizzographed that girl's shirt.

by MistaMark February 11, 2008

jizzlag

The exhaustion / fatigueness a man sometimes experiences in the following day(s) after ejaculating.
Usually in the form of less energy, extrovertedness, vigor and aggressiveness and determination in action.

"Peter you are so slow today, what´s up?"
"Yeah man, i have jizzlag you know..."

by simrbot December 4, 2020