assload 

more than a lot but less than a shitload

man, i have an assload of reading for history tonight.

assload by bug August 31, 2003

Assload 

The average amount of weight that can be carried by an ass (or donkey) for a full day of travel.

Make sure not to overdo that assload, we have a long way to travel.

Assload by Darth Meatloaf April 28, 2011

assload 

A whole bunch of.

This is true except for when referring to TP in which case it is a lot less then what you might think.

Nate: Dude, bring me some TP.
Penguin: Well, how much do you need?
Nate: Are you serious? A fuck'n roll.
Penguin: We have to conserve. Al Gore, Remember.
Nate: Holy shit! I need at least three assloads, maybe four. So figure it out Penguin or I'll wipe my ass with your pillow.

assload by DJ Dropa Duce December 6, 2009

Assload 

An extremely large amount that is beyond any other word, and so one can only resort to using a profanity. The subject being described also usually annoys the hell out of you.

Michael: "Hey, so you wanna go grab some drinks tonight?"

Jerry: "Nah, man, I can't. I have a test tomorrow, and I need to catch up on, like,.... an assload of homework."

Assload by Just Too Much March 29, 2010

assload 

The burden that can be borne by one's ass (Equus asinus)

And he said unto his sons, Saddle me the ass. So they saddled him the ass: and he rode thereon, and was an assload. (Kings 1, 13:13)

assload by Thomas Pants, PhD January 14, 2004

assload 

More than a lot and a ton. but less than a shitload and a fuck-ton.

Wow that is an assload of money

assload by darkrebel08 July 14, 2009

assload 

the amount of an object one could fit into their ass.

He could fit 20 ping-pong balls in his ass. It was quite an assload.

assload by fainting goat September 24, 2010