To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.
Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.
Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!
Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!
by D-Fence October 20, 2010
Get the Jizzlamic Jihad mug.A dinosaur that dates back to 10000 BC. The Jizzasaur is a loaded animal. It's made up off 82.7% Jizz. It has been described to look like a giant sack which may be pink or glowing blue. The jizzasaur is a friendly animal if the sack remains pink. If the jizzasaur holds out to long with its lover the sack becomes blue. When this happens the jizzasaur is a very dangerous creature. It may drown you in a sea full of jizz.
Dude look at my jizzamon card. It looks like that dinosaur we learned about in history the jizzasaur.
Reminds me of the blue balls I got yesterday, almost overflowed my toilet with all that jizz.
Reminds me of the blue balls I got yesterday, almost overflowed my toilet with all that jizz.
by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010
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The immediate and extreme chivalrous actions of a recently ejaculated male. Includes but not limited to the cleansing of affected areas, providing necessary replacement clothing, shampooing affected hair, getting a glass of water, etc.
Nelson's post climax treatment and care for his partner's cleanliness and emotional well being could only be described as the highest form of jizzalry.
by ThreeStarBear March 25, 2019
Get the Jizzalry mug.1. A lizard covered in semen, or 'jizz'
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.
1. 'Billy looked at the jizzard... and he knew he was at the wrooong side of town.'
2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'
3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.
2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'
3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.
by 1921 June 1, 2011
Get the Jizzard mug.Customer: Hey you guys got any jizzem sandwiches?
Fast Food Cashier: Uhm, can you describe them to me?
Customer: Sure, its some bread with cream.
Fast Food Cashier: Nah playa, don't think we got those anymore.
Customer: Aite, no problem just going to make some at home then.
Fast Food Cashier: Uhm, can you describe them to me?
Customer: Sure, its some bread with cream.
Fast Food Cashier: Nah playa, don't think we got those anymore.
Customer: Aite, no problem just going to make some at home then.
by rice4lyfeinda415 March 15, 2009
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Get the Jizzable mug.Used as a reaction to a surprise or to note something that is sexually appealing. The "jizz" in "jizzato" refers to semen.
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