jackobate

contraction of jack off and masturbate

My roommate's gone, so time to jackobate!"

by Mr Mont July 8, 2009

Jackababy

A male douche bag, specifically one who is white, blessed with monies, and acts like a spoiled baby; always gets what he wants, even at the expense of others. Typically the offspring of someone holding a position of power, such as a lawyer, doctor, politician, or member of the C-suite.

See Tom Brady, Grayson Allen, Brock Turner, etc.

Rick: "Did you hear about that party James is throwing on his dad's yacht this weekend?"
Mike (said angrily): "Yeah, dude, he's a such jackababy."

by Jason Jackson III November 9, 2019

jackrattlin'

a greeting; "what's happening?"

"yo, what's jackrattlin'?"

by kt lee March 7, 2005

jackalated

I was was writing an email and decided that what I was writing was jacked up...so to make a new word I called it jackalated. Fucked up!

I was tryin' to type this shit and it all got jackalated.

by SMYLTF March 9, 2010

jackerbating

to ejecaulate with lots of emotion and hardness; to masturbate with lots of force

Brandon Penton was jackerbating with his friend Owen Strassner; and Brandon Penton jizzed on Owen's cabinents.

by Brazzzerss May 23, 2010

Jackbattle

When a group of guys or girls decide to have a masturbation contest. Whoever orgasms first, wins.

Amanda: "Hey girls ! Wanna have a jackbattle?"
Leyla: "Sure ! I'm gonna win this time, I'm wet already!"

ex. 2

"Guys... Is it okay if i take quick one?"
"I'll do it too!"
"Me too!"
"Let's have a jackbattle then!"

by Jackjizzer January 26, 2010

Jackarack

When one preforms a handjob with a devious secret plan to rack (or hit) a male's testicles.

(Jackarack could also be understood as false hope)

Man I finally got a handjob from that one girl but when I was least expecting it she JACKARACKED me. I nearly threw up.

by Akire February 17, 2013