tune infection

when a (usually bad) tune gets stuck in your head, and won't go away.

" I never go bowling anymore, for fear that I'll get a tune infection by some hideous '70's song!"

by sandspit April 11, 2010

inescapable phantom

When you take a large or smelly shit, and the smell follows you for the rest of the evening.

My inescapable phantom kept me from gitting laid.

by Taylor William Hilmoe December 28, 2008

The Infected

Someone infected with COVID-19

Sarah had a fever, I think she's one of The Infected

I coughed in public today and people looked at me like I was one of The Infected

by [InsertName] December 2, 2020

Infected Drake

A information security geek who got infected with codes, bugs and exploits. A contributor to open-source, he messes around with web-applications, IoTs and stuff.

Damn, Infected Drake is cool asf.

by Pwn3d l337 February 11, 2019

Penis injections

When you slide that nasty sausage in a bun and squirt some ketchup in it.

Penis injections are fun,
I love penis injections

by NIKKEN September 7, 2021

infectious smile

- A smile so amazing that once seen, causes those looking to instantly smile as well

- See "Aubrey Drake Graham"

He has an infectious smile!

by bdflakjeoiajgnoaekjpwo June 18, 2011

infected mushroom

Totally F-ing sweet psy-trance techno group from Israel.

When I heard Infected Mushroom play at Organix last night, I totally shit my pants. God they are sweet.

by TheSavaryLife January 22, 2005