hoop

the irish slang word for ass

aww lads, you should have seen the hoop on thebird i was with last night

by schorman April 23, 2017

hooped

Screwed. An uncomfortable situation. In a bad situation that seems to have no way out. Comes from one of two meanings:

1) To have figuratively taken it up the ass (the hoop).

2) railway terminology where new (additional) work orders were passed along to a train crew. The orders were printed on paper, tied with string, and held up high on the end of a pole. The string had a loop for the trainman to lean out of the window of a moving train and aim his arm through the loop (hoop) to get the orders.

"How you gonna explain that to your wife?"
"I dunno man, I'm hooped."

Yardmaster: "Theres more work for you down the line."
Conductor:"Damn, Why can't we tie up and go home?"
Yardmaster: "I got the orders from above. I'll hoop them up to you."
Trainman to Conductor after grabbing order successfully: "We're hooped"

by Gambrinus September 30, 2005

Hooping

Placing an foreign item or object in your rectum in an attempt to smuggle it into a location.

Gerald was caught hooping cigarettes into the Penn again.

by Brody Anderson December 9, 2018

hooped

caught in a situation that has no obvious solution

We are kind of hooped because the guy to interview you doesn't come in to work for another two hours.

by dp June 11, 2003

hoops

Basketabll.

"Let's play sum hoops."

by Diego August 31, 2003

hoop

to play basketball; to play a game of basketball

we bout to go hoop, dog!

by yung milly February 28, 2005

Hooping

The action of smuggling/transporting something around up your asshole

Person 1: hey, you
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: can you get this past security for me?
Person 2: wtf no
Person 1: there is money in it for you
Person 2: fine
*later*
Tsa agent: this nigga hooping cocaine

by Grasshole September 10, 2019