Hogtober

During the month of October you can have intercourse with as many fat and or ugly girls as you want and it doesn' go against your record.

My boy Puddin shaggged 27 whales in one month of Hogtober.

by The midge. February 11, 2006

Eggs Hogoboom

A specific egg dish such as "Eggs Benedict". Eggs Hogoboom is in actuality an eggless breakfast / brunch dish, it is served on non toasted white Wonder Bread, topped with commodity bologna, cheese whiz, American cheese Tapatio and ketchup. A common prison food, easy made by altering the basic bologna sandwich often served in state and federal penitentiaries. This dish is named after Chester the 5th, also the creator of this artisan breakfast favorite. While this dish begins to spread like the bird flu in popularity, culinary experts who have worked closely with Chester are taken back by such a culinary break through they often compare his genius to the likes of Auguste Escoffier and Marie-Antoine Careme.

Chester - "Hey buddy, thanks again for picking me up and posting bail, I really appreciate it."

Greg - "No problem man, let me cheer you up a little, take you out for breakfast or something."

Cheseter - "Thanks but no thanks, I'm actually pretty full. Grubbed on some 'Eggs Hogoboom' about an hour ago."

Greg- " You lucky duck!!! I guess getting arrested didn't turn out all that bad after all..."

by manwiththeplan83 March 4, 2013

mr_hobnob

super cool animal acc on tt

person 1: hey what were u doing last night
person 2: i was just watching mr_hobnob on tt
person 1: well i was doing ur mom

by urmomfam January 21, 2022

Hogoboom

A word to describe the most awesome person ever. They are funny, unique, amazing, and beautiful. Usually a great actor and has an amazing singing voice. They have many unusual talents and know so much random stuff. They are also masters of corny jokes and has a contagious laugh that will lighten any room. Everyone needs a Hogoboom in there life

Guy 1: God, that girl is beautiful
Guy 2: I know right, and she is a Hogoboom too
Guy 1: I love Hogoboom

by original_hogoboom May 5, 2013

hobnobbing

To hobnob means to chat and share a laugh and a drink in the presence of other people at a function or party.

I do love hobnobbing at all those various hobnob do's that I do go too.

Or

Quit yo hobnobbing beeatch before I bitchslap you round the face!!

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

hogbobble

Bobblehead or bobble figurine shaped like a hog.

Johnny just stuck a hogbobble on the dash of his new monster Camaro.

by Freybjorg April 18, 2020

hobnobling

the act of smoking meth out of a babies skull

Ive been hobnobling and I am straight fucked up!

by TherealFuckmook December 16, 2008