Geerts

Any urban apple farmer, with an underlying crush on his sister. Believes strongly in Scientology

Resembles an angry bear with his addiction to sugar and honey. Loves to eat dutchie donuts for dinner.

Girl - You bagged yourself a GEERTS?!?
Other girl - Yeah, he was peeing sugar

by MWlookalike April 29, 2011

Goertz

A Germanic last name. The males that carry this last name are extremely endowed and has a constant appetite for sex. Although they have a very active sex drive they have a mysterious sensitive side that attracts women to them constantly. He is also a master at oral pleasure. With that combination of attributes any woman can consider herself lucky to have ever been with a Goertz.

Once you go Goertz your vagina hurts!!!

by Fane61 February 3, 2010

Geert

a very good friend, also known as chum

One you'll do everything for

he had a ~ for which he was prepared to kill

by Maatje March 28, 2005

Geert

Some autistic guy who bullies teachers and eats bath salts. He has a huge forehead and tries to attack people with it.

Allen: Oh crap, it's Geert!

Adrien: Run, he's going to screw us!

by PullUpBoy December 4, 2019

Geetzin

This word is used when a person is just sitting around doing nothing all the time. Depending on the way your saying it could also mean to hang out or chill.

Man this kids always Geetzin.. for when someone is wasting time.

someone asks you what your doing... so you reply...GEETZIN..
which means your just chilling out doing nothing.

by HarishRohit January 1, 2008

Geert

You cannot use it as a word, instead it's something one does.
It's when someone reads your question and doesn't respond after reading said question.

Person1: "he pulled a geert."
Person2: "damn, thats so annoying when that happens"

by ganggangniggman October 13, 2019

Gertzaa

A destiny streamer who is established in the destiny dad community, typically as a dad himself and can be compared to other famous YouTube that live in London. Gertzaas also tend to get carried by Charqis as the two are attracted to one another via their sheer love for their fans.

YO i was watching that Gertzaa hang out with all the destiny dads last night on stream and they were talking about eating watermelon

by Fat.Charqi February 27, 2021