Garstang Community Academy

Garstang Community Academy is located in the north west of England. If u wanna buy weed then this is the school for you. There is loads of slags there that will flash there body’s at you for weed so watch out boys. However all the boys are manslags so they like it. All the teaches snort beak and have affairs with each. Also Everyone’s dumb there because people claim it’s a “good” school. Well it’s not

Don’t go to Garstang Community Academy that all I have to say

by unknowntisthename June 9, 2019

Charles Gasparino

Charles Gasparino is an American journalist,
blogger, occasional radio host, and former
circus performer. During his circus performing
years he was used in the midget toss
competition, at one point being tossed 40 feet
by his act partner John "the Midget Tosser"
Helman, which set a Guinness world record. He
frequently serves as a hedge fund shill panelist
on the Fox Business Network program segment
The Cost of Freedom and the stocks/business
news program Cashin' In.

Let Charles Gasparino know that his wife’s boyfriend is here to pick her up

by 💎MF🙌 December 19, 2021

garsping

To be so consumed by thirst for an alcoholic beverage that one is showing a biological response to quench said thirst, much as one might be gasping when short of breath.

Mathew was absolutely garsping for a pint on his arrival in Dublin.

by garspingman April 24, 2015

Gaspalicious

--An adjective describing the feeling where you look at an -object, gasp and fumble for words.
--An entity that makes you gasp and fumble for words

After seeing Van Gogh's 'Starry Night' paintings I was gaspalicious
Michelle Obama's dress was gaspalicious!

by lostexplorer June 4, 2009

Gaspard

Gaspard is a super charismatic guy, all the females want his cock.

I want to suck Gaspard’s dick

by Albert7383 November 22, 2021

Gasparini

A total fuckwad, cock sucker, vain, egotistical prick with an average dick. A curly-headed fuck. A cum-guzzling butt pirate. He thinks he’s an athlete but he’s not. Watch out for the guy who lives for attention from anyone and everyone and will be the loudest guy at the bar. Yeah he’ll buy you a drink, right before his Irish exit. Tall, dark, and and… and… crickets, Yawn.

"What in the goddamn Gasparini is that resting cunt face doing now?"

by YouKnowCoco February 7, 2023

Gaspar

Gaspar is crazy and obsessed with computers. He’s very private until you get to know him and he’ll open up to you eventually. Gaspar has a lot of energy and isn’t shy to prove a point. He is trusting and a real jokester

Gaspar stop snorting eggnog

by Taco shrimp June 22, 2018