fuckmonster

A relationship definition somewhere between "friend-with-benefits" and "disease trader."

Ro Bag: "I'm not Katy's boyfriend, I'm just her Fuckmonster!"

by Marcus Chizzle December 28, 2005

fuckmook

Noun

1 Specifically, a stupid cab driver

2 any other sufficiently stupid individual, especially those who ask for the impossible

I can't see you Fuckmook, I have no eyes.

You fuckmook, don't you know that game is rigged?

by Fritaly December 23, 2003

FUCKMONKEY

a wingman, takin one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream

Coors Lights WINGMAN

by fuckmonkey#1 January 6, 2004

fuckmonkeys

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey

Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.

by Andrew March 18, 2005

fuckmonkery

The act of being a jackass of sub-par intelligence.

The result of asinine behavior, often requiring external personal intervention to resolve.

Why in hell must I deal with all of this fuckmonkery every single day?

The levels of fuckmonkery in this office are driving my clinically insane!

by NicholasJB1983 January 28, 2020

fuckmoney

when money is granted upon an employer(PIMP) from the employee(WHORE)

" Betta give papa his fuckmoney for he pulls out his whippin-spoon!"

by JAWPS December 4, 2007

fuckmonster

One who frequently engages in carefree sportfucking without regard to commitment, reason, or partners' emotions.

Yulia: William is a dirty, dirty fuckmonster.
William: You know you love it.

by Dino February 10, 2005