frumpkin

a farting toad on a mushroom

My frumpkin is your frumpkin is our frumpkin

by Alo March 06, 2004

frumpkin

a good flick in the testies while performing oral.

Jamie gave me a frumpkin last Tuesday... my balls still hurt!

by E.E. Cummings May 29, 2008

Frumpkins

Slang for Dingleberries, the crap stuck or inter twined with the hair of ones buttcrack creating an uncomfortable pulling or tearing of hair from the ass area.

I didn't wipe my ass well enough from my morning crap so I developed frumpkins, the next time I wiped my ass it hella hurt cause I was pulling my ass hairs out.

by Air Drop December 07, 2007

Frumpkin

An off shoot of the 'blumpin'. Giving oral pleasure to an obese man while he deficates.

"Hey you know Jim the fat guy with the frump? He loves getting frumpkins from cheap prostitutes."

by big papa4536 September 20, 2011

Frumpkin

To use one's tongue on a females vagina during her act of defecation.

He sure did know how to give a frumpkin!

by thejessence January 03, 2015

Frumpkin

A term one of your girlfriends will say if guy is generally a loser. It is embarrassing if you are dating him or hooking up with him.

Eww Tony is such a loser. Stop talking to him. He is a frumpkin.

by Jen2016 July 21, 2021

Frumpkin

Ugly teenage girl(s) who work at old people homes

Carter: "Bro I gave Jenna a Dirty Sanchez last night!"

Kody: "Sick she's a total frumpkin didn't you see her give that guy at the old home a bath?"

by MeAnGelizzzaaa July 28, 2017