Frompkin

Where you get a blowjob while she's taking a shit. This is the alternative to a Blumpkin.

The smell doesn't bother me, if I am getting a Frompkin, if not I'll wait to come in there.

by Greg from The Committee December 2, 2016

Frompin'

A descriptive word to desribe any sort of given situation (EXCEPT for farting in a bath tub).

Thomas: Woah, that party was frompin'!
Scott: Your word cuz!

by King-Frompin March 28, 2010

frumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin, this sex act occurs when a women is sitting on a toilet defecating and simultaneously performing oral sex on the gentleman standing in front of her.

Lisa didn't know why, but after discovering what a frumpkin was she had an undeniable urge to perform one on the office custodian in the handicapped stall of the public restroom.

by koboldakawillywonkanuts February 24, 2010

frumpkin

males oral pleasure while taking a shit!

your dad loves giving frumpkins!

by potnija00 March 4, 2003

Frumpkins

Slang for Dingleberries, the crap stuck or inter twined with the hair of ones buttcrack creating an uncomfortable pulling or tearing of hair from the ass area.

I didn't wipe my ass well enough from my morning crap so I developed frumpkins, the next time I wiped my ass it hella hurt cause I was pulling my ass hairs out.

by Air Drop January 2, 2008

frumpkin

A full-on frump. Syn.: Nerd. Also known as an Ethel or Morris Frumpkin.

He/she is an utter frumpkin.

by Ng August 4, 2003

frumpkin

To eat two fruit while on the toilet.

I feel so much better now that I frumpkined.

by Chunanana August 22, 2011