Frumpkin

An off shoot of the 'blumpin'. Giving oral pleasure to an obese man while he deficates.

"Hey you know Jim the fat guy with the frump? He loves getting frumpkins from cheap prostitutes."

by big papa4536 September 20, 2011

Frumpkin

To use one's tongue on a females vagina during her act of defecation.

He sure did know how to give a frumpkin!

by thejessence January 3, 2015

Frumpkin

A term one of your girlfriends will say if guy is generally a loser. It is embarrassing if you are dating him or hooking up with him.

Eww Tony is such a loser. Stop talking to him. He is a frumpkin.

by Jen2016 July 20, 2021

frumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin, this sex act occurs when a women is sitting on a toilet defecating and simultaneously performing oral sex on the gentleman standing in front of her.

Lisa didn't know why, but after discovering what a frumpkin was she had an undeniable urge to perform one on the office custodian in the handicapped stall of the public restroom.

by koboldakawillywonkanuts February 24, 2010

frumpkin

males oral pleasure while taking a shit!

your dad loves giving frumpkins!

by potnija00 March 4, 2003

Frumpkins

Slang for Dingleberries, the crap stuck or inter twined with the hair of ones buttcrack creating an uncomfortable pulling or tearing of hair from the ass area.

I didn't wipe my ass well enough from my morning crap so I developed frumpkins, the next time I wiped my ass it hella hurt cause I was pulling my ass hairs out.

by Air Drop January 2, 2008

frumpkin

A full-on frump. Syn.: Nerd. Also known as an Ethel or Morris Frumpkin.

He/she is an utter frumpkin.

by Ng August 4, 2003