Federline
Unit of measurement used to determine how much of a douchebag you are being. 1000 Federlines=1 K-Fed
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federline, a (noun) : a male "trophy-wife" or "arm-candy" with no redeeming qualities other than their physical attractiveness. Derived from the former husband of Britney Spears, Kevin Federline (aka "K-Fed")
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federline by SaltyCracker July 24, 2004
kevin federline
verb
(also federline)
1. To commit to a relationship in order to secure one's future
2. To feign commitment to a relationship long enough for a seed to be planted in the womb so that one's future may be secure
3. To hoodwink
noun
1. A talentless shit stain
(also federline)
1. To commit to a relationship in order to secure one's future
2. To feign commitment to a relationship long enough for a seed to be planted in the womb so that one's future may be secure
3. To hoodwink
noun
1. A talentless shit stain
(v) Remember that rich slut, Sarah? John federlined the fuck out of her. She's having his bastard in a few months.
(v) This whip that I just purchased runs like a piece of shit. That pearly-toothed car salesman sure kevin federlined me! Gee!
(n) - Let's rap battle, Jamerius.
- You's a kevin federline, duke.
(v) This whip that I just purchased runs like a piece of shit. That pearly-toothed car salesman sure kevin federlined me! Gee!
(n) - Let's rap battle, Jamerius.
- You's a kevin federline, duke.
kevin federline by Jeff T August 3, 2005
kevin federline
AKA Mr. Britney Spears
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.
Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
kevin federline by bigtones May 27, 2006
kevin federline
Useless husband of britney spears. Doesnt care about his kids or wife as he goes out partying and picking up other women. Sponges off Britney for her fame and money. Also thinks he can rap. haha!
kevin federline by chazzy!!! April 14, 2006
kevin federline
White trash husband of Britney Spears. Using her fame, he has managed to make a career out of being Mr. Spears. What a douche. I think he probably has Britney's pimples on his ass from her giving him rim jobs. He also split up with Shar Jackson cuz she ain't as rich as Britney.
kevin federline by SxY bEAsT February 13, 2005