fartism

the act of farting uncontrollably. usually after eating a giant can of beans.

last year in summer camp johnny won the fartism award

by kelly furtado November 4, 2008

fartimacy

The familiarity a person shares with another whereby farting is casual and comfortable in the presence of one another.

I'd worked with this guy for years but it wasn't till we shared a hotel room at convention that we became fartimates. When we got back to work the next week we'd achieved fartimacy.

by elkevelvet January 20, 2018

fartiment

Something to enhance the effectiveness of your flatulence. Examples are vienna franks, coffee, warm beer, beets, most anything found on the food shelves of 24 hour markets.

Tom was blowing me out the car with his farts.

What did you do?

I stopped at the Food Mart and got some fartiments...a bag of Cheetos, a can of vienna franks, a warm PBR, and a can of beans. In around 10 minutes I let go a wet one. He was hanging his head out the window and crying like a rat eating onions.

by Mr. Brown Pants Times Two May 28, 2009

Post-Fartum Depression

When you fart really loud and good and you get depressed after it's over, (as defined by the show "Practical Jokers" on TruTV, Season 1, Episode 42)

I just had the most epic fart and now I have Post-Fartum Depression.

by Nunya Bid Ness November 20, 2018

Fartism (Updated Definition, Please Check Tag)

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).

David just subscribed to fartism (updated definition, please check tag) yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, false* religion.

by CreeperDude567 May 7, 2021

Fartum

A sub-genre of abstract humor, considered to be the perfect form of entertainment by those with a finer comedic palette.

"Did you think my performance was funny?"
"Pure Fartum."

by Ricky Sluck January 10, 2008

fartima

A usual unappealing looking lady. Comes around with a small head (round and double chin), although she has an AMAZING sense of humour and can brighten anyone’s day, Farts a lot. Regularly has a , middle name. Can talk to anyone even if they are a stranger. Will do any dare or stupid things.

Guy 1“oh gosh! It defos smells of somethings
Guy 2“Oh it was be Fartima”

by AjarFuzzball94 May 6, 2018