Whenever you take a dump and you poop along with make a fart noise that is a result of air in the stomach, possibly heartburn. This fart will last more than ten seconds and is rather loud for a fart. It will sound like a 4 cylinder car shifting gears in fart form. It is possible that you can poop loosely too.
A four banger fart/dump sounds like a four cylinder car shifting gears and is very similar to shotgun pooping, but you do not feel a rush to go to the toilet. This poop will sometimes come out with force. The farting/poop sounds are more of an explaination for this. Four banger/fart dump, shotgun poop ( if there is a pause between the rushed dump as in diaherrea.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!