Farbitudinous

a catch-all substitute for "fubar'd" when you just don't know what to say or need a long word to substitute. This is THE word of all words for what 'thing' you just don't know how to describe.

"When the dude took a suidical swan-dive off the building's 10th floor, landed on a trampoline-like awning and bounced off another, landed on a Farbie and ended up standing straight up on his feet, only to walk over and find a $100 bill just laying in the gutter and his eyes met a hot brunette who later proved to be the love of his life...well...that story is "Farbitudinous"!

by Farbitudinous Dan January 9, 2011

Fartiquette

The proper expression of flatulance in the company of others.

**This does not apply to farting contests or revenge or ambush farts.**

Barry demonstrated proper Fartiquette when he said "excuse me", after "coughing in his shorts".

During church service, Ben embarrassingly exposed his lack of proper Fartiquette, when "big bass musical notes" were heard coming from his back pocket, and it wasn’t his Blackberry.

Brent always displays proper Fartiquette by leaving the room to "play the buttock bassoon" and "blow the big brown horn".

Even though he was in the kitchen, Nathan failed to exhibit proper Fartiquette by "baking breeze biscuits" during family dinner time.

by General Colon Bowel November 13, 2009

fatitude

noun., an overweight person who has a bad attitude because of it. Tends to be very angry at the world for no reason.

That fat bitch Fallory needs to lose her fatitude.

by Justin and Kyle December 12, 2008

fearitude

Word made up by the character "The Janitor" from the NBC hospital based sit-com Scrubs. The word is said by Bob Kelso in season 5 episode 24 when he is blackmailed into announcing on the hospital PA system that he is afraid of the Janitor.

Bob Kelso: "...so, please join me in basking in the glow of the Janitors awesome... *pauses* ...this isn't a word?!"

Janitor: "Read it!"

Bob Kelso: "Fearitude. Goodnight."

by Alan May 24, 2006

testicular fortitude

balls, guts, intestinal fortitude

He lacked the testicular fortitude to stand up to his boss.

by weave March 16, 2003

Farticules

Farts and molecules blended together forming a large cloud of Farticule matter.

Caleb farted creating a large cloud of farticules and everyone left the room.

by Billy Bob Fartsalot February 28, 2010

fattitude

A combination of "Fat" and "Attitude"; the loud, boisterous, obnoxious arrogance often displayed by large and/or obese women. This is very common; many large women often try to overshadow their physical enormity with a similarly large and over-exaggerated large-and-in-charge attitude.

"Dude, that blubbery fat chick needs to shut up already. She's got a major case of fattitude."

by Rob B. December 14, 2004