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fartesy

A fantasy involving the act of farting
His fartesy included fartish and fartricide
by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
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Philo T. Farnsworth

Inventor of the television. Vladimir Zworykin copied his idea for RCA. He helped RCA keep all possible profits out of Farnsworth's hands. At age 14, young Philo had his working idea all set. He was a farmboy genius, and it was cornfields with different-colored corn that inspired him to use pixels the way he did. At 21, Farnsworth had his first working model of a television. Farnsworth also designed the Farnsworth-Hirsch Fusor, which was the first fusor to demonstrate actual nuclear fusion.
Philo T. Farnsworth invented the television designed the first working Fusor, but he is not famous. His wife, Elma, always fought for his place in history. She died in 2006.
by Mikey Cee May 17, 2007
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Furness-Nightcap

When at the end of a night out drinking you offer a goodnight hug to a female friend and attempt to slip a finger in her anus.
I gave Jenny a sweet "Furness-Nightcap" before she went home last night!
by Mr_Toasty February 27, 2011
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Farwest

Farwest is where young teens to young adults(mostly Hispanics, where white and black attendance is rare) hang out on Friday and Saturday nights, where they dance to the uprising Mexican music sensation known as "Tribal." Which is a new emerging kind of music that has been popular among the new generation? The typical dancing style is dancing in a circle where you can pull out your own stunts and moves. Also if over the age of 21 the typical style is waving at the camera with a beer in one hand(Corona or Bud light preferably)and your hot girlfriend with the skinny dress and high heels (this can be mostly seen channel 29 "Canal Estrella" in the Dallas/Forth Worth area during late night hours) . Resent study shows that after Tribal music was first introduced in Dallas Texas it has been growing exponentially ever since. With that growth, also came a new style of dress. The typical attire is a tight almost see through button down shirt, which is traditionally worn with half the buttons down to where 99.9% of their upper epidermis is showing. Below, the usual attire is a pair of skinny jeans (the tighter the better) which can vary from many colors. The jeans are accompanied by new style of boots that look almost like elf shoes except they are made from many kinds of leather. The main attractiveness of these boots is their size. Like we all know size matters and these boots are no exception. Most boots are made to be twice or three times the length of the person wearing the boot.
CONTINUED: Assets include, customization ( boots can be customized to how ever you want them), barging rights, and good with the ladies ( usually ladies go for the guys with the bigger boots), and you will never grow out of them. The only draw backs are that it is impossible to climb stairs, drive cars, wear them to important business meetings, and that in general you will look like a fucking weirdo when you’re not at Farwest.
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"Farweezy","Feezy"mexican slang abreviations of farwest

"Farweezy err waa" Modern code name of a person telling another person,if whether he wants to accompany him to farwest that night usually from 7-8 to sometime that is way past their bed time.
by eg18 April 5, 2012
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Faress

Faress is a really nice boy that anybody would be lucky to have. Most girls that start with the letters A,G, or S are most likely to like faress. Faress is definitely Arab and probably won’t lose his virginity until he is married. However he can get very horny at night for whatever reasons. Faress is a video game addict and is more of an Xbox user rather than play station user. Faress is very good looking and very funny and could be very sarcastic. Faress will make lots of mistakes that he will need help with, but he is very good at listening to your problems too. He is also very sensitive. If you meet a faress keep him with you, he won’t doubt you.
Yea I know a Faress he’s really nice
by Name__definer April 21, 2019
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Hot Fatness

This term identifies those individuals who despite their obesity and/or other types of oversized body parts continue to display a level of hotness that surpasses most expectations. This subset of culture maintains a fresh fashion look, and never hesitates to wear tight fitting tops/bottoms , high heels , and any other accessory sometimes dubbed "unfit" for such a person. They will most likely maintain a good skin complexion, beautiful hair , and a pretty mouth. It is not uncommon to find these lovely ladies at work, on the go, or at a club.
While on lunch break John and Venkat were discussing bland topics when the latest new hire entered the room. John said to Venkat "check out hot fatness looking sexy in that skirt that's 2 sizes too small". Venkat replied "weird how she can look so good with her clothes on, I'd hit that".
by Dman5000 February 20, 2013
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farese

To break both your knees and a wrist bone while sledding, possibly the worst way to injure something, you dumb piece of crap.
Clark had a farese and is immobile from now until P-Rich comes home.
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