FaceTune

An app commonly used for editing substandard selfies. More notably, an incredibly effective and obvious way of letting the world know you need to 'tune' your 'face' in a hopeless effort to appear more attractive to the fake followers you purchased on Instagram.

I saved money by using FaceTune instead of Pro-Active!

by EVILMON July 9, 2014

faceburn

(noun) - A medical condition caused by making out with a guy who has a lot of stubble. Characterized by redness, itchiness, flaky skin, and/or a general feeling of burning on the facial area, especially near the mouth.

"Fuuuck! The guy I hooked up with last night hadn't shaved in three days, and now I have faceburn!"

by borninmay April 9, 2010

Facekook

Someone who post's on Facebook more than five times a day about meaningless crap nobody cares about.

Facekooks post about what food they ate, babies, what they are doing, where they are, pets, self promotion, what kind of car they drive, who there with, kittens....

by Mr. Haulie January 24, 2014

fackuracy

When something is so facking spot on, #theaccuracy is just not enough to express it!

Them: Why does Del Taco always hit best after a lit night out?
Me: The Fackuracy tho

by ItsJRBetch January 23, 2020

Facetubing

An enjoyable leisure activity that combines both Facebooking and Youtubing, Facetubing is a common pastime for the average bloke who spends half of his day in front of a computer. Any simpleton can be on Facebook and Youtube at the same time, but Facetubing can be achieved only by the most dedicated and resilient of fanatics.

Facetubers can be expected to constantly visit Youtube and Facebook ever so often in between doing actual work. At an advanced level, they may also exhibit a tendency to seek increased engagement by employing both desktop and mobile devices simultaneously.

A usual sight in the office when your peers have less than nothing for the day.

Wong said he was really busy with a project but was actually Facetubing all afternoon.

by Tangan September 5, 2014

Facebutter

When a girl has a attractive face but a un-attractive body.Friends often pass these women off as "having a pretty face"

H:wow, look at that girl she's hot
R: Ya, to bad shes facebutter

by meteorologist H January 20, 2009

facenuke

When doing a facepalm isn't enough there is facenuke. Basically a facenuke is something you do when you are in the presence of extreme stupidity.

Narby CSS player:

"Liek hwo do ay bai gun?!?! pls answar pls plox pls."

Random player: *Facenuke*

by banjo007 May 11, 2009