A shortened version of Eric Bauman, the creator of ebaumsworld.com. He goes around to other websites and steals stuff from them. I am shamed to have the same name as him.
Once upon time
On the Internet there was a guy
A very deeply flawed man
And they called him Eric Bauman
He was a total asshole
And nobody knows why
He traveled all around
On the pulse of each phenomenon
From Something Awful on to Fark
With his trusty watermark
He stole and stuck it all upon
Ebaumsworld dot com
It wasn't fair
To those from whom he stole
But did he care?
No, not one bit
And then he had the 'nads
To sell some ads
What a piece of sh*t
Oh, Eric
Eric's quite a slut
Other people's work has made him rich
He hired some male prostitutes
Dressed them up three-piece suits
His faithful team of lawyers
Made the Internet his bitch
'Til Lowtax came along
Punched him in the face and banged his mom
And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,
Had his dumb website erased
Well, sadly that's a lie,
There's still an Ebaumsworld dot com
But if we all join hands
And sing this song
Then our call will reach the sky
And maybe Zeus and Thor
Will smite that whore
I think it's worth a try
Ebaumsworld is going down
We gotta rise up from the underground
And tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
Bout how stealing simply isn't cool
So right now we're making that our mission
And if that bastard doesn't listen
We'll get sick of being lawful
And brand his ass with "SOMETHING AWFUL"
On the Internet there was a guy
A very deeply flawed man
And they called him Eric Bauman
He was a total asshole
And nobody knows why
He traveled all around
On the pulse of each phenomenon
From Something Awful on to Fark
With his trusty watermark
He stole and stuck it all upon
Ebaumsworld dot com
It wasn't fair
To those from whom he stole
But did he care?
No, not one bit
And then he had the 'nads
To sell some ads
What a piece of sh*t
Oh, Eric
Eric's quite a slut
Other people's work has made him rich
He hired some male prostitutes
Dressed them up three-piece suits
His faithful team of lawyers
Made the Internet his bitch
'Til Lowtax came along
Punched him in the face and banged his mom
And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,
Had his dumb website erased
Well, sadly that's a lie,
There's still an Ebaumsworld dot com
But if we all join hands
And sing this song
Then our call will reach the sky
And maybe Zeus and Thor
Will smite that whore
I think it's worth a try
Ebaumsworld is going down
We gotta rise up from the underground
And tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
Bout how stealing simply isn't cool
So right now we're making that our mission
And if that bastard doesn't listen
We'll get sick of being lawful
And brand his ass with "SOMETHING AWFUL"
by Emann May 22, 2008
the creator of Ebaumsworld.com. It has some pretty funny materials, but is bombarded with advertisments, pop-ups, and spyware. Not reccomended for cruddy computers with poor/no pop-up/ad-ware blocker, actualy really no one should go to this site (Note that this is my opinion). Too much ads and pop-ups. It's even more than Newgrounds and Albinoblacksheep.
Person 1: "dude, I went to Ebaum's world to check out a video, but my computer crashed and went to hell on the blue screen of death.
Person 2: "You shoud try albinoblacksheep instead. Less hassle."
Person 2: "You shoud try albinoblacksheep instead. Less hassle."
by Nick November 06, 2004
The creator of a hilarious website called "ebaumsworld.com". Many people believe that everything on that site's been stolen, which is not true in about 90% of all material.
by Ainolketta March 13, 2005
The internet's largest garbage dump.
Chock-full of videos, media and games that you already saw 5 weeks ago, but obviously not that sickeningly fat kid sitting next to you laughing his ass off. Because he's getting his daily dose of OFN at eBaums.
Comes complete with spyware.
Chock-full of videos, media and games that you already saw 5 weeks ago, but obviously not that sickeningly fat kid sitting next to you laughing his ass off. Because he's getting his daily dose of OFN at eBaums.
Comes complete with spyware.
by rtil March 28, 2005
It is worth noting that almost everything on the site is stolen or otherwise plagiarized. They take something and add their watermark, claiming it's theirs while lowering quality and increasing filesize. Numa Numa is a good example of stolen material.
by Chronic Munchies April 01, 2005
eBaums World is an imageboard that is so lifelessly soul-less and lacking any excitement whatsoever. Its a place where people who havent heard of more, mysterious, fun, and cool, places will go to get their daily lulz
I use the term, lulz loosely as there arent many to be had there except if you are a retard. They try too hard and look too corporate. It's like an executive board of directors sits round debating which are the coolest or funniest images or something
I use the term, lulz loosely as there arent many to be had there except if you are a retard. They try too hard and look too corporate. It's like an executive board of directors sits round debating which are the coolest or funniest images or something
lulzr1: Hey WTF? how can anyone think ebaums world is funny?
lulzr2: Do you have a head injury or work in a office like them people over there that kiss boss ass?
lulzr1: no
lulzr2: right well they dont know better than any other moron not to post there, be thankfull you do, jonny !
and BTW I loved your cool tankshot
lulzr2: Do you have a head injury or work in a office like them people over there that kiss boss ass?
lulzr1: no
lulzr2: right well they dont know better than any other moron not to post there, be thankfull you do, jonny !
and BTW I loved your cool tankshot
by proud2 May 21, 2008
eBaum, or God as he is sometimes known. Is the creator of www.ebaumsworld.com
Also the creator of the Ebaumsworld forums. The best forums on the whole of the internet.
Also the creator of the Ebaumsworld forums. The best forums on the whole of the internet.
by Santa April 11, 2005