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Donkey Cheeks

When you are trying to make fun of someone for being bad at something instead of saying, " you suck" you can instead say," Boi you donkey cheeks!" Therefore implying you are so ass at something you are ass compared to an actual ass's ass.
Boi you are donkey cheeks at touch football you couldn't catch the ball if it were the size of a watermelon.
by TomCat321 November 13, 2018
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floppin donkey

When you bust out your nuts whether somebody wants to see them or not.
I was stretching for soccer practice and the cheerleading team cruised by - so I started floppin donkey to get their attention.
by c.harris May 16, 2017
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Donkey Privilege

That which allows a Democrat to do, say, or behave in ways that would have a Republican's house burned down, his land salted, and his family sold into slavery.
Remember when Hillary called young black dudes "Super-predators" and people voted for her anyway? That donkey privilege is kicking in big time.
by Coyote1970 November 17, 2018
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Crashing Your Donkey

Crashing your Donkey- This is a much better way of saying I got really really drunk last night. More than likely your Donkey ends up going out in it's apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur. So next time you get trashed please remember not to lose your Donkey and when people ask you what the hell happened to you last night just tell them you crashed your Donkey and walk away. It's a freaking funny way to express yourself in a Donkey hangover kind of way.
10 Common ways to express your self in a Donkey kind of way :-)

Crashing Your Donkey.....

1. I crashed my Donkey.
2. I lost my Donkey in the woods.
3. My Donkey is stuck in the tree.
4. Have you seen my Donkey lately?
5. My Donkey Lost a leg last night.
6. I was humping my Donkey but he fell asleep on me.
7. Donkeys can fly!!! Seen it with my own two eyes.
8. Hi! My name is Donkey.
9. I freaking totaled my Donkey last night
10. I crashed my Donkey into a guardrail and he rolled down the hill into the creek.
by Ron420 January 16, 2010
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doink chat

A conversation or group meeting involving fat doinks. Very important chats created by none other than the man the myth, the legend, Joseph Urban.
Are you ready for a doink chat tonight?

Don’t sleep on this doink chat!!
by Hackerboy69 February 3, 2018
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donk dialing

A variant of pocket dialing whereby sitting on a phone causes it to call someone. Usaully caused when you leave your phone in your back pockets and sit on it.
Sorry about donk dialing you, I just sat down with my phone in my back pocket.
by Rachael B. :) June 3, 2009
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you fucking donkey

Gordon Ramsay's 2nd favourite thing to say after "It's fucking raw"
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