douchemobile

1. An Eclipse
2. Other seemingly prestigious/flashy, but basically inferior make car driven by a guy who thinks he's far more cool and clever than he really is (and who doesn't realize how pompous he sounds to others)

Hey, did you see Josh pull up in his douchemobile? He slipped the valet a George and of course the valet rolled his eyes.

by Miss V'jayjay January 5, 2009

douchemate

An imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.

My douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.

by aeamek July 6, 2006

douchemonger

1. A person who hordes used douches.

2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.

You're such a douchemonger, Ryan! You ate all the donuts!

by Elix March 29, 2005

douchemonkey

someone that is so low, that they deserve this lowest form of the douche- family

:someone that scuttles around on the floor looking for used and disposed douchebags to shove in their noses:

"That lying cheating snake took your money, your kids, and you mom! He's a no good douchemonkey."

by FUBAR___BUNDY October 10, 2007

Doucheout

A contest between two douches to discover which one is most douchey.

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in the film Dogma performed a doucheout (Affleck won... Affleck always wins, except at life and acting).

by bunnymessiah July 1, 2009

Douchemobile

prime vehicle of choice for a Douche or Douchebag.

Sign that a Douchmobile is approaching is obnoxious engine revving used to compensate for a small penis.

May be a nice, current year model purchased for the exact purpose of hiding his chode, or may even be a hunk of shit souped up to look high performance;

(revvv, rumble rumble, insert car noise) "whats that annoying ass sound..why the fuck does he do that with his car?....oh that's just Shawn's Douchemobile, he does that to alert girls he's around; the flashiness makes you think he's hot, but under that seatbelt and steering wheel is just a itty-bitty chode...I would know"

by Grandmaster Cookie November 20, 2011

Douchemeat

Adjective: A combination of a Douchebag and a meathead, or A retarted Meathead.

Verb: {Douchemeating} Being a fat lazy good for nothing piece of shit.

If u have a friend that is on the butt juice and his IQ is the same as his shoe size thats Douchemeat material.

by Luis-clw May 1, 2006