Doike

What happens when you eat something you shouldn't have. As a result you need to go to the toilet immediately.

I've just doiked

by Snoozy December 30, 2014

doik.

Doik = noun.

Derived from the work doi. (the essence of everything)

It is the place in question you are or where somebody else is.

It can also be the object that is in use by someone or the object desired by someone.

Scott: Come over to my doik tonight for some drinks!
Joel: Actually, I'm already having people over to my doik tonight so YOU come to MY doik!

Also, in the context of an object:

"Pass me that doik!" - of you are holding a pen than you know that pen has been replaced with the noun doik.

by The Real Xian October 8, 2010

Doik

A doik is a wank
A doik is a freak
A doik is a little bit gay
A doik is a Jahafarees

Mate do you know who a am, naw mate, am doik brethren now want to go smoke da Jahafarees brah

by Doikson brah October 5, 2016

Doik

Adjective. Awesome, lit.

JOHNY-Did you see Crazy Bill take a fat bong hit then chugged a whole 40 oz Miller Highlife then exhale.

RICK-Yes! This Party is fucking Doik!

by Cavalcades November 4, 2018

Doik

The product(s) of not knowing enough about a programme to solve problems with it...like when Facebook won't let you do something but won't tell you why, as in "I've looked at all my doik and can't find any reason for it." Doik = comments, posts, photoes, etc.

"I've looked at all my doik and can't find any reason for it."

by Yuqipi Hanblechaya January 1, 2021

Doike

Usually used as an onomatopoeia for something hitting another thing. Originating from the game on the NES RBI BASEBALL, due to the umpires way of saying, "Strike"

Person 1: *throws a can at person 2s head*
Person 2: Ouch!
Person 1: Doike!

by xenonslayerperson November 29, 2024