Deadpan

A pan teenagers put at the popular hook up spots at camp to collect semen in case a male accidentally ejaculates while hooking up and doesn't want to get it all over the place.

Wow, John, thank God we have a deadpan behind the music room. Otherwise I would've ejaculated all over Jenny last night.

by Andre Feinman October 5, 2016

deadpan

Deadpool's expression every time he attempts to abstain from swearing to fit into Marvel's MCU. In spite of this, his mouth being moved by smooth muscles causes him to drop expletives every sooo often.

Watching Deadpool go deadpan while trying to be family-friendly is the funniest part of the movie!

by Emotional Cruiser August 5, 2025

Deadpan Don

A loveable positive person by nature, who is a rhythmical motivational dancer, however is usually misinterpreted as an awkward mechanical mover.

Although Deadpan Don presents with a blank empty stare and mouth half agape, she appears most mornings in frumpy slogan garb, with the aim to turn a frown upside down and get the people going. Crowd always goes wild. Loves coffee.

That Deadpan Don always cracks me up in the morning

Deadpan Don is the greatest

by Deadpan Don November 23, 2021

Deadnando

A wanderer of the desert. Most likely clad in tie. The majestic Deadnando survives on a diet of peyote and Grateful Dead vinyl. Do not try to tame him, for he will conquer you.

I was out in the desert jamming the Dead when all of a sudden I was attacked by Deadnando wearing nothing but tie-dye undies.

by JenkemTheCat April 18, 2020

deadman wonderland

An anime/manga series set a few years after a severe earthquake in Japan. A floating man in a red suit comes into a high school classroom and kills all the students except for one, Ganta Igarashi. Ganta is accused of murdering all his classmates and sent to an amusement park-like prison called Deadman Wonderland, aka the most twisted prison in the world. Prisoners are forced to battle each other on live TV, have body parts removed, etc. While at the prison, Ganta discovers his "Branch of Sin," the ability to manipulate his own blood. As he learns more about this ability, he starts to realize he may finally break free, and get revenge on the Red Man that murdered his friends.

Person 1: "Have you seen Deadman Wonderland?"
Person 2: "Yes! It's so awesome and intense! I feel so bad for poor Ganta though!"

by AnimeRat October 27, 2013

Deadman

To have a sleep so deep that one is almost unconscious. A nap.

Pete had a tough day so he's going to have a deadman

by Battyguy August 28, 2013

Deadman’s Nut

The act of a man edging for a 90 day period in order to release a nut so incredibly large it could lead to dehydration, seizures, cardiac arrest, or even death. The production is so vast and volatile that others within the “splash zone “ are often left with lasting mental and physical trauma. Although warned of the possible horrors, many men still attempt the “Vikings Deed” to this very day. Legend has it that every US president is the direct product of insemination via a Deadman’s Nut.

I heard Big Jon is the 75th day of the Deadman’s Nut, I hope Cait gets her Frog Toggs in time

by StatDaddy April 21, 2020