cuntselling

(verb)When a group of male friends give advice on how to get laid, past sex experiences, or anything else to do with vaginas to a less experienced male.

I can't believe Tony is still a virgin. I think he needs some cuntselling.

by tl121092 December 23, 2008

counseled-out

If a student has had a catastrophic experience, a tragedy, an emotional upheaval that leaves that student unable to physically sit through class, has not slept in over 18 hours, is unable to complete course work, and/ or does not feel prepared for the next day's assignment(s)/assessment(s), a student may ask to be counseled-out and counselors may counsel a student out of class; they may also discuss the possibility of the student’s going to the Clinic, going home, or some other means by which to handle the situation.

"Kevin, I can't counsel you out again unless you're on fire. Do you understand that?"

"Um yeah, I just counseled-out of 18 classes. God I hate second trimester."

by J Boarman April 4, 2009

Cuntweed

Sissy, dick and motherfucker all combined.

Boy, that Bob sure is a cuntweed, the way that son of a bitch made the office secretary clean up her own puke!

by bytemonger March 13, 2010

Cuntsole

-To comfort someone after any loss of cunt, or a bad one night stand with someone that has a cunt, or someone that is a cunt in general.

-Gaming console owned by someone with a cunt, or is a cunt in general

-Jordan's bros offered him several drinks to cuntsole him after the one night stand the night before, which went awry.

- Randy was looking to play a little Call Of Duty on his sister's Wii cuntsole, but she didn't allow him to.

by RobRiches January 8, 2009

cuntsleeve

Aka Wizards sleeve, stretched inner labia of womans vagina, which may be protruding due to fisting etc.

"Your cuntsleeve is fucking atrociously dangly Patricia,"

"Why thankyou Tom, how lovely of you to notice!"

by Softy RAOTL legend August 2, 2007

cuntsee

An abbreviation for cuntservative, more specifically those who can't accept their political loss.

On January 6, 2021, more than 2000 cuntsee stormed the US Capitol Building, vandalizing, looting it and assaulting Capitol Police officers and reporters.

by holy prepuce October 30, 2022

Cuntsole

Cross between a Cunt and an Asshole

Someone can be a cuntsole.
You can get cuntsoled.
eg "that bloke is an absolute cuntsole"

"A truck run into me and totally cuntsoled me"

by white fella April 18, 2009