Cuntmeleon 

An unlikable person who changes his/her interests based on who they are with.
(Hybrid word formed by joining cunt and chameleon together.)

Wow Melissa! You once said you hated raquette ball, quit being such a cuntmeleon!

Cuntmeleon by Quality_Control April 16, 2009

Cuntmeleon 

When a woman acts nice and friendly to your face but is a lying, conniving cunt behind your back.

I used to think Marie was pretty chill but turns out she's a cuntmeleon after I heard about that shit she said about me.

Cuntmeleon by O Juan January 14, 2017

cuntmelon 

cuntmelon is basically a fuckboi+an asshole+a disrespectful close minded arrogant little cunt

sums up this generation of kids

So I was walking down the hallway, and this cuntmelon from yesterday tried talking to me. asshole cunt douche bag

cuntmelon by lolololololhiguys November 12, 2015

Cumeleon 

When an individual ejaculates and then the load changes colors similar to the way a chameleon does. This is possibly due to a birth defect or living in close proximity to a power plant.

Billy- "I was jerking the other day and after I jizzed on my stomach the jizz turned green and then purple".

Lance- "Dude, you need to go to a doctor. Thats like a cumeleon."

Billy- " Yeah I know but Greg is throwing a rave on Friday and he offered me 50 bucks to jack off on a overhead projector".

Lance- "nice, I would make him throw in two tabs also. That way you can eat one and plug one.

Billy- "Good idea, thats why you are the man.

Cumeleon by Steve the face glazer February 22, 2011

Cumeleon 

A person who can, and likely will, get off anytime anyplace. However, they can do so without getting caught despite it being in public.

Person can be Male or Female, men are more likely to attempt such an act however due to sheer convenience.

Location simply has to involve unknowing bystanders who could potentially catch the Cumeleon in the act. This can be at friend's sleepover party or a subway station.

The user MUST be successful.

Guy 1: Duuuuuuude I am a Cumeleon
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: I jerked off on a bus and NO ONE noticed
Guy 2: Bro.... what the fuck? Sick, but gross
Guy 1: Man you're just jealous at my sick stealth jerking skills.

Cumeleon by TranscendentBoredomOverlord February 24, 2020

Cumeleon 

When you bust, and cant find it anywhere.

Do you see it? Me neither, fucking cumeleon

Cumeleon by Bi1ly3D January 21, 2022