Centimeter Peter Syndrome

When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.

Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"

Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"

Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

Three Centimeter Dash

When just beginning to have sexual intercourse with a girl and you realize by her completely frozen, shocked expression that you've put it in the wrong hole. Thus, in order to continue bangin', your stupid ass has to make the three centimeter dash from her bung hole (or pee hole) to her vagina.

*Note, distances may vary for different individuals.

Robert: Man, I was doin' it for the first time tonight and you know what?
Timothy: What ma' nigga?
Robert: I started fuckin' her but I put it in the wrong hole.
Timothy: Wow...
Robert: Luckily, I was able to make a quick three centimeter dash and finish up right.
Timothy: I bet that dash wasn't the only thing that was only three centimeters.
Robert:...
Timothy: *takes off sunglasses* YEEAAAAH!!!

by ErWiHaMaRiJa March 18, 2011

Centimeter

"Call me" in the Queen's English (not Elizabeth II; New York queens!). Abbreviated to "cm" and then became "Centimeter!

Girl! CENTIMETER! I need to tell you about the trade I pulled last night on Grindr!

by Queen Carlota July 25, 2010

Cuntoleered

A greasy Italian vagina that will make you disappear like if you upset the mafia.
A cunt you wish you never fucked with

I got to close to her dirty gash and before I knew it I was cuntoleered

by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019

Catometer

Using your cat as an instrument for determining current weather and climate conditions.

"It must still be snowing out. I let Puffy in and the catometer is covered in snow."

by Web Head #1 February 22, 2010

cytometer

1. Hell on earth. It will literally kill your soul. You should never utter the word cytometer because the photon gods will kill you.

2. Fancy ass cell counter. Not all that impressive unless you are trying to pad your resume.

3. Science box with lasers. Cannot get you laid.

4. End of the line science gadget for retard graduate students to waste time on.

5. I hate my life, after cytometry

You work on a cytometer?
Yeah!
I'm breaking up with you.

by laserface444 February 25, 2011

Centimeter Peter

Phrase used to describe a male penis when it is so short or small that it can only be measured in centimeters.

1. Brett Favre's Penis

2. NYJets football player: "Hey Favre, my 5 yr old son's Johnson is bigger than your Centimeter Peter!"

by ROTFLatDeadspinPics October 14, 2010