cummiest

to have to most cum

She has the cummiest face of the seven girls.

by skipapottomus February 17, 2009

Cumfest

as the name implies, it's a festival where you cum and dry your your boys (your cum sack aka your nut sack) to the point of being a desert where sperm and other cum beings live till they die of thirst or hunger for cum and some people (that will not be named) has went far and beyond to dry their sacks and many died from dry sack

your friend: Hey are you going to the Cumfest

you: yeah i,m going
your friend: that's good, could we go now

you: yeah lets go!
your mom: don't get to dry honey!
you: I won't mom!

by Mcjuggernut69 November 30, 2020

cumfeetable

Is wen she is quite content and comfortable that u did then jus cum on her French manicured toes. N she uses it as foot cream coz cums good for the health.

Davii : cumfeetable r we? Is wen u ask a lady how's shes feeling in ur arms.like her inner soul...foot fetish kinda thang.

by ketanD February 1, 2018

CUMSISTANCE

The art of mazzing/wanking before bed in order to assist with falling asleep. Generally used when you:

-are too high/cooked
-are too frisky from sexting
-generally restless
-cant sleep

Scenario 1:"It's 4 am I just got home, probably gonna need a bit of cumsistance to help me sleep"

Scenario 2: "your noods have got me so frisky I think I'm gonna need a bit of cumsistance to get to sleep"

Scenario 3:
"Ugh I'm so tired but I can't sleep. Better have a maz/wank to help. Get that cumsistance passout"

by Dingopalace October 31, 2022

Cum Fiesta

When you drop a huge load its a Cum fiesta.

"Holy shit I sprayed it all over her face! It was like a fuckin' cum fiesta!"or "Wow my room smells like a Cum fiesta."

by titotitititit April 24, 2006

Cubiesta

A party found among cubicle workers.

After moving to America, Juan Carlos found himself missing home; one day his coworkers threw a cubiesta to cheer him up.

by andygee August 26, 2010

coffiesta

A combination of a coffee and a siesta, you drink a coffee set your alarm for 15 to 30 minutes (desired nap time), go to sleep and when you wake up the coffee will have kicked in giving you maximum awakening.

Just going to have a quick coffiesta

by The Real Pat Steele May 16, 2018