cretaceous

that which is utterly ridiculous, exaggerated, or nonsensical.

"Maaan that shiiit was cretaceous!"
"yo hubert, that's totally cretaceous!!

by Feke September 15, 2007

Crytato

The superior word for an onion

A. ay what's up with your eyes bro?

B.just been chopping up Crytatoes

by MeesterPinderkaas August 27, 2021

cretaceous

something or someone that is too cool for any other word; alternative to saying "cool" because it is over-used

That new Franz Ferdinand album is cretaceous , man.

by Capital V December 18, 2005

Cretaceous-Cuck

When everyone around you in your social circle knows your girlfriend is going to get fucked by some other guy in front of you, but you don't know it yet because you have "apocalypsed" this girl as your best and only option . Also known as a "Pre-cuck"

Bro, you are such a cretaceous-cuck. Your new girlfriend treats you like shit.

by Drizzller November 23, 2020

critacitical

a type of person that tends to critasize others

a friend of mine always has something to say about everybody and everything . i told him that he is always so critacitical.

by butch 11111 March 25, 2008

Cryjackulation

Cryjackulation is were you are over come with emotion that you masturbate with your tears.

"Man this girl was sexy i saw her and went home and did some Cryjackulation in my room"

by Mike Honcho69 October 13, 2011

Cryface

Cryface is when a player in a server complains about something because the suck.

Rambo: "Dood that was bullshit!"

Serg: " Cryface... QQ"

by NeppeRz July 10, 2010