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A half assed "suicide attempt" where the offender has no intention of actually killing themselves but, instead, wants to reap the attention that will result from people thinking they were seriously considering killing themselves.
Kathey tried to kill herself by putting a bag over her head but the thing had holes in it. What a cryacide.

Xavier's girlfriend broke up with him so he committed a total cryacide by jumping out his first floor window.
by Colleen&Seth April 11, 2011
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