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The jelly like substance that’s left in the pipes after a solid night with Mia Malkova
Milk: Bro I had so much Crudge after No Nut November it was insane

Trip: Keep on Crudging brotha.
Crudge by crudge September 6, 2025
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Crudest row

The row on the periodic table that you rip off and roll into a blunt and smoke it like an OG. Often used by dope chemistry teachers.
When we walked into chemistry class, we caught our teacher smoking the crudest row.
Crudest row by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015

crudessential 

An adjective for essential but more sophisticated and more superior beings.
Akkhesh is a crudessential person. He’s too superior for me
crudessential by Hello143 April 15, 2021
verb; to yell at or chew into a douchebag for something stupid he/she did. Typically said by Maine hicks without proper understanding of real English.
crude out: "The mustache lady at Subway fucked up my order again, so I cruded that bitch out."
crude out by E-Dubs June 3, 2006
The mixture of semen and fecal matter - "cum-sludge", if you will.
Man - Spooky really got himself CLUDGED OUT LAST NIGHT BY THAT PACK OF WILDLINGS DIDN'T HE?!
Cludge by realtimecrease June 4, 2022

eau de toe crude' 

The olifactory sensation that occurs when a large overheated woman wearing full panty hose removes her pumps and waddles around the office with only nylons covering her smelly feet.
Sean: I know that's not perfume I'm smelling!

T. Rex: Au contraire, that's just Cathy's eau de toe crude'
eau de toe crude' by Higley July 11, 2011