The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.
Police officer 1: Did that guy just call me a dumb stank fat booty ass when I refused his cocaine?
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington
by SirSmellingtonEsquire March 18, 2020
Get the Crimpleighbald Smellington mug.To crumple up an important document or item in front of the items owner, followed by throwing the crumpled item on a desk or the floor.
Bro, the sergeant walked over to me, snatched my birthday card out of my hands, crinkled it up and threw it on the floor! Yeah, dude, the sergeant crumple fucked the birthday card my momma sent to me, too.
by M.E.A.T November 8, 2020
Get the Crumple Fuck mug.Noun: a single bowl-sized portion of tobacco or marijuana, pinched or "crimped" with the thumb and forefinger from a larger quantity of same.
Peter and Paul were greatly disappointed with the crimplet from the bag of Purple Haze that George sold them.
by Speedog 2 December 18, 2010
Get the crimplet mug.Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.
by ptoohey October 6, 2006
Get the crumplestiltskin mug.The state of being completely and absolutely fucked.
by Ben Graeff May 20, 2008
Get the creppled mug.when someone undergoes "deineth cramplel" It is implied you must do an intricate dance. this dance requires 5 people, a butt-plug, a bomb, nipple peircings, and a rope. all 5 people must first undergo deineth cramplel. Next everyone attached ropes to each persons nipple peircings. Then they all wear buttplugs. Then they all play musical chairs. Each person that loses has to shit on their butt plug
person 1: i just had deineth cramplel
person 2: same
person 1 & 2: you know what that means
person 1 & 2: *calling to other people*
person 1: WE NEED TO DO THE DEINETH CRAMPLEL DANCE
person 2: same
person 1 & 2: you know what that means
person 1 & 2: *calling to other people*
person 1: WE NEED TO DO THE DEINETH CRAMPLEL DANCE
by mr krungle November 27, 2021
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