crimplet 

Noun: a single bowl-sized portion of tobacco or marijuana, pinched or "crimped" with the thumb and forefinger from a larger quantity of same.

Peter and Paul were greatly disappointed with the crimplet from the bag of Purple Haze that George sold them.

crimplet by Speedog 2 December 18, 2010

Crimpet 

A amount of marijuana that usually weighs under one gram

person 1:you got enough left to roll a joint?

Person2: no, all i have left is a little crimpet.

Crimpet by StkdwithMeatnCheez December 21, 2008

Crimpleighbald Smellington 

The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.

Police officer 1: Did that guy just call me a dumb stank fat booty ass when I refused his cocaine?
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington

Crimpleighbald Smellington by SirSmellingtonEsquire March 18, 2020

Crippletastic 

A combination of the word cripple and fantastic used to describe great things that cripples do.

Wow, that wheelchair wheelie was crippletastic

Crippletastic by Elliott Solomon August 2, 2003

crippletown

The immediate aftermath of a vicious beat down.

Don't make me take you down to crippletown.

crippletown by mindfreak11 February 4, 2010

rumple crimple toes 

When someone is sat weird, their toes look weird and squashed

Ewwwwww, look at Steve’s rumple crimple toes

rumple crimple toes by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

crimple 

verb--To dent or smash a car.
noun--any dent or visible impact made on a car.

1) A tree fell in the storm last night and crimpled my car!

2) Man, I just bought the car and it already has a crimple in the door!

crimple by Brosti August 6, 2005