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cootie

Dirty and smelly, unwashed and scruffy
That girl with the greasy hair looks really cootie

This word was passed on to me by a friend who lived in Essex, England and is used in that area.
by micromollusc July 24, 2005
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cootie

A childlike way of saying something or someone is a cutie.

Alternative of saying in regards to something appealing and attractive be it a person or thing in variance of the word cutie.
He's a cootie

She's a cootie

Now that's a cootie!
by neyes September 14, 2010
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Cootie

A very deadly disease spread by people touching the opposite lover. Usually can be treated with a cootie shot.
Eww Kaleigh has cooties from hugging her boyfriend!!
by Hamilton the third April 28, 2019
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cootie

Cootie comes from coot that means a person whos cool and cute :)
Hi cootie!
Go away!
by schema girl May 15, 2020
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Cootie

(plural: cooties) A terminal illness in which one dies after experiencing symptoms including, but not limited to:

death, shortness of breath, confusion, erection lasting more than -4 hours, homocidal thoughts, loss of interest, obsession, sudden romantic interest in your doctor(s), anal fissures, cholera, thirsty, loss of life, expiration date coming sooner than expected, de-aging, low hanging ballsack(s), burning sensation in the nipple(s), puberty, ass-expansion, brain damage, cooties.
Person 1: I would take getting cholera over cooties any day of the week. ez.
Person 2: Bro... who's gonna tell him
by bbigman January 13, 2021
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Cootie Cat

Eff you Tyrone, you ain’t gettin no more of this cootie cat
by Coodie Cat July 12, 2018
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cootie catcher

an origami "fortune-teller" device made out of paper - a favorite among girls around 6th grade or so, but popular with all ages and genders.

To make a cootie-catcher, fold a paper square to form four "pyramids". The player opens and closes the pyramids with their index fingers and thumb, revealing different things (usually numbers or colors) on the inside surfaces.

The person who is having their "fortune" told chooses once, twice, or three times, and then the paper is unfolded to reveal a "fortune"
Jessica: "Wanna play cootie catcher? It'll tell you who your boyfriend is!"

Suzie: "Okay!"

Jessica: "Pick a number."

Suzie: "Okay- um - 4. Now - Red. Now 6. (unfolds cootie catcher message) Eeuuwww - I do NOT like Timmy Jones! Yuck!"
by smendler December 10, 2009
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