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a material made usually of latex, that some bitches make you use, because they are whores and they have diseases, but they don't want to tell you that. also known as a jimmy hat or a profolactic.
condoms are cheaper than diapers.

play safe, accidents cause people

sex feels WAAAAAAY better without a condom.

the bitch made me use a condom, so I couldn't pull out and shoot it on her face.
condoms by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
Something that all people should buy before having sex. These little rubbers will help you not get STD's so next time you go to the store please buy some and don't end up in the hospital with an infection because u didn't want to spend $5 to buy some. Hospital bill will be more expensive.
Kids use Condoms before having sex, Make sure you check it and its still good to use.
Condoms by Call_me_daddyy March 12, 2019
idk....Cock cozies? sperm socks? Baby Blockers? Pussy Protection Program? Papa Stoppers? Any of those?
Condoms ruin everything.
Condoms by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021
kid nappers during sex
i was using condoms in my ass
condoms by cocksuckalot February 22, 2022
Tight/ sick/ someone did or said something radically.
*mike finger flips tech deck Evan: yo that was condoms!
Condoms by Antipeople68 November 12, 2022

frog condoms

Girl: Baby do you have protection?

Boy: No. Good thing were in the woods though. I'll just use that frog.

Girl: Oh yeah!!! Frog condoms feel so good inside me!
frog condoms by bregmano January 4, 2010