Cods Head

Term used to describe the glans section of a males penis. Commonly refered to as the bellend.

I got my Cods Head out last night for some action.

by Lurcher August 10, 2006

puddy cods

Freshly shaved balls.

Babe if your going to shave your balls tonight please do not sleep naked. I dont want your puddy cods sticking to my back.

I'll tea bag it as long as you have puddy cods.

by ashane November 15, 2016

in the cods

A catchall phrase used, alternatively, (1) to express emphatic truth to the original statement. (2) to literally hit someone in the crotch.

(1) I banged a wham last night. Really? In the cods!

(2) Where'd you hit him? In the cods.

by Tremendous February 24, 2008

codslap

A act involving a man squeezing his cock and balls and slapping one's face or other body part. Must be perfomed with extreme caution.

Last night I codslapped Kristin right between her eyes.

by WKid May 21, 2006

CODstipation

When a Call of Duty (COD) kill is so epic, that all you can hear from other players is loud groaning, as if they were suffering from constipation. On rare occasions, when the kill is too epic for CODstipation alone, players actually are so excited that they shit themselves.

Cam: Oh, look at this! It's a Tomahawk Game winning kill!
Will: (groans)
Cam: Sounds like someone has CODstipation

by CamMac0604 February 20, 2011

codswallop

Something that doesn't make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as codswallop, also, in some places of devon, there are cults that use the walloping of a cod as a method of induction into their sect...

That's just utter codswallop you pillock or Is thou ready for the codswallop young initiate?!?

by ChibiGarrick September 30, 2002

pulling a codster

Leaving without saying goodbye.

I'm too sad to say goodbye, so I'm pulling a codster instead.

by N0RVY March 11, 2010