churchman 

A church loyalist who motivates other church-goers but serves as a lookout for church rebels

Churchman Judas has come to ruin Peter's day!

churchman by timlight July 18, 2009

Churchwell 

TO vomit; to hurl

After I ate that bad sushi, I churchwelled all over the place.

Churchwell by DMM December 2, 2003

churchmacker 

Someone who goes to church for NO other reason than to find a date, mate, significant other, or spouse; this person will often church-hop, because the minute they see there aren't any "interesting possibilities" they RUN out in the middle of the last hymn; this person makes sure to never give their full name, give nothing that would enable the church to contact them; usually slathered in perfume or cologne as the case may be

Denise: Hey Lisa, what happened to that cute blonde guy who came in here last month?

Lisa: The tall one? He'd been coming in for about three Sundays but he disappeared.

In unison: CHURCHMACKER! Hahahahahaha!

churchmacker by Choirgirl May 7, 2008

Churchwell tarquin 

An upscale magician who teaches thousands of magicians online how to perform magic.

David Blaine all other great magicians of the world were taught by Churchwell tarquin

Churchwell tarquin by Thomas Starkey July 29, 2008

churchwellz 

a person who won't stop texting

"man that boy ken churchwellz too much"

churchwellz by kitchie October 9, 2008

Churchwalled 

To pee publicly whilst drunk; pissing schwasted

Guy 1: "Dude, last night Jerry was sooo hammered and he had to piss but the bathroom was locked...so he pissed all over my apartment floor!"

Guy 2: "Damn, Jerry churchwalled all over your apartment? Gross bro"

Churchwalled by brother notorious November 20, 2011

churchbell 

To reach from behind, grab the wiener, and yank down firmly, causing the balls to clank together. Bonggggg!

I was showering and my neighbor Shawn churchbelled me.

churchbell by harrywetseaward February 24, 2018